CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

CIA Director Porter Goss has ordered further internal investigation.

"Why did it go on for this long, and this far?" said Goss in a press conference called shortly after the report's release. "I'm as frustrated as anyone. You can't read a single thing that's been highlighted. Had I been there to advise [former CIA director] Allen Dulles, I would have suggested the traditional yellow color—or pink."

Goss added: "There was probably some really, really important information in these documents."

When asked by a reporter if the black ink was meant to intentionally obscure, Goss countered, "Good God, why?"

Goss lamented the fact that the public will probably never know the particulars of such historic events as the Cold War, the civil-rights movement, or the growth of the international drug trade.

"I'm sure the CIA played major roles in all these things," Goss said. "But now we'll never know for sure."

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At last, I can check my email at work.

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Its been a long time since I've updated this, partly due to the fact that I'm not in the technology field anymore, so kind of out of the loop!

In saying that, this is a really cool read, and brings back great old memories.

Happy reading, you won't regret it!